Woohoo! Inet's shipping is so reliable, they're basically just shipping soap in a box and calling it a computer! I mean, who needs a functional product when you can have a wet, soggy mess that's been sitting in a box with a hole in it? It's like they're trying to break some sort of record for most creative way to ruin a customer's day!
And the best part? It's not even a unique problem! They've managed to repeat the same mistake TWICE! I'm starting to think they're just a team of genius soap-ologists, carefully crafting each box to be just soapy enough to ruin a customer's computer. Who needs quality control when you can have soap control?!
I'm sure Postnord is thrilled to be involved in this soap-filled disaster. I mean, who needs a functioning postal service when you can just have a bunch of soggy cardboard and soap? It's like they're competing in some sort of bizarre, soap-themed Olympics!
In short, Inet's shipping is a soap opera... and not the good kind. More like the kind that makes you want to take a long, hot shower to wash away the disappointment.